Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

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Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

The Babylon Bee is at it again LOL
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After receiving confirmation that she was at least 1/1024th Native American, Elizabeth Warren has embraced her fractional identity. Having gotten an authentic Native American outfit from a costume shop and armed herself with weapons she read on Wikipedia that a Native American might use -- such as the tomahawk -- Warren stood before a buffalo exhibit in the National Museum of Natural History at the Smithsonian to give a speech to the assembled press.
"You pale faces have taken my land, and have angered the Great Spirit!" Warren announced as she glanced down at her book of Native American terms. "This theft has angered my ancestors," Warren continued, though it was unclear if "ancestors" referred to her parents Pauline and Donald or people further back along her family tree. "You will return what is mine, or I will hit you with a wigwam." She paused to look at her book again. "No, that's not right."

President Trump took Warren's threat seriously, though, and was planning to assemble a cavalry to stop her. He's reportedly looking for anyone who is at least 1/1024th a cowboy.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tomahawk-wielding-elizabeth-warren-vows-to-t...

In other headlines,
"Warren is 99.902% white while Ivory Snow is 99.44% pure, so,
Pocahontas is whiter than Ivory Snow"

https://bustednuckles.com/

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Ugene

Ugene

For all these years, while filling out some federal form, I've always put white male, non-Hispanic. For some reason they wonder whether you are Hispanic white or non?

Who knows? But considering what I've read in the last few days about DNA, I may have lied on several federal forms just through ignorance and I hope dear lord that the feds don't call me on it, because Christ it might be a felony.

My grandmother was French and God knows those Frenchmen, who knows whom they bred with? a politer word for F.

I bet I could should have either checked the box either black or indian, it is quite confusing, but I'll have to say I never got special consideration for what I saw in the mirror. You White , go figure

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I identify as... New

I identify as... New Privileged (anything but WASP).

The results of those DNA tests have not had a very good record, and let's not even talk about the misuse of that data.

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I think that Nikki Haley

I think that Nikki Haley really zinged her at the Al Smith dinner.....

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Lizzy Warren on the campaign trail....

johnw
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Melvin, that's how she sees

Melvin, that's how she sees herself ……..

johnw
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Melvin, that's how she sees

Melvin, that's how she sees herself ……..

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And just like that...

And just like that...

Native Blood.jpg

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Well she thought she was

Well she thought she was going with the best Cherokee, but not even a high steel Mohawk.

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https://youtu.be/d-efJvUbsow

https://youtu.be/d-efJvUbsow

Wasn't this considered racist for the Atlanta Braves? Butthurt liberals, Good for me but not for thee.

Tomahawk Chop: Racist Symbol or Fun Chant?

Liam Edwards
January 12, 2018
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Football at EC is a big deal, and anytime you have football you are going to have chants. These chants come in a variety of forms, some as the Alligator Chomp for the Florida Gators and the SEA-HAWKS chant for our very own Seattle Seahawks. There has been one chant that has become very prominent here in our EC community and around the United States, the Tomahawk Chop and it needs to be retired as a chant. The tomahawk is a traditional Native American weapon created by the Algonquian Indians in early America . Before Europeans came to the continent, Native Americans would use stones attached to wooden handles, secured with strips of rawhide. Though typically used as weapons, they could also be used for everyday tasks, such as chopping, cutting or hunting. The controversy behind this chant is that it can be disrespectful to the Native American Culture. Although the Native Americans did use the tomahawk for cutting and chopping, when the Europeans came to American they saw the Natives as inferior. Calling them offensive names, and forcing them into slavery. To torture and embarrass the natives they would scalp them. Scalping is the brutal process of cuttings one’s hair down to the scalp, puncturing the skin on the head causing extreme amounts of pain and bleeding. The Europeans used either a specific scalping tool to inflict this pain, or sometimes even used the Native American Tomahawk. By conducting the action of the Tomahawk chop it feels like blunt racism. It is mocking the Natives who have been put through extreme pain and suffering and faced centuries of systematic oppression. Not only are those performing the chant mocking other cultures, they take on their personal culture and make it their own. The term for an action like this is cultural appropriation. By using this chant to support the EC Football team we are taking a sacred, historic object for the Native Americans and adapting it to our western culture, taking away a part of their culture. One student said: “It’s racially insensitive, it makes fun of Native American Culture… People should realize that it is derogatory, and just move on with their lives, there are bigger things in the world than football chants.” Some say that it is harmful and when they are at a football game the refuse to do it. Not all share that view however, and one student said: “The Tomahawk Chop brings people together, when people in the crowd are talking once the Tomahawk Chop comes on, everyone does it, it’s a community builder.” Some may think that it unifies the crowd and brings us together, but how dare anyone mock another culture for personal gain.Why can we not do other chants that are not offensive? How does it represent our school if we cannot find a way to try a more respectful chant, that can still unify the crowd? It portrays Eastside Catholic in a negative way, one that is not caring enough, or educated enough to realize that this is disrespectful. You can agree or disagree that it is offensive, but think, if at least one person takes offensive to this, why can’t we think of a better way to do this. It’s just a chant, we can change it and still unify our school; but mocking other cultures is not acceptable and we should find a way to end the discrimination.

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https://www.zerohedge.com

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-16/mesioux-movement-morose-when-w...

Sort of an amusing article on Fauxcahontis & her mesioux movement, and what a stunningly tone deaf ass this self-serving moron truly is. I think that those of you that share my snide sense of humor will enjoy it.

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Thanks! So many quotable

Thanks! So many quotable quotes in that article!

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Fitting end to one of the

Fitting end to one of the most embarrassing political figures of the century.

Actually given the track record of the left’s willingness to resurrect the dead,I think lizzy will be defended Nd excused like a wife beating husband. The democrats love their idiots ,because they are their idiots.

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https://www

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/congress/elizabeth-warrens-ex-hu...

Sort of interesting that Fauxcahontis' ex founded the DNA testing company. How convenient.................... One might wonder if he too used affirmative action in forming the company-something like a family tradition type of thing.

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What might be really amusing

What might be really amusing is if Trump took a dna test and was more Native American than lizzy.

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MSM are reporting that she

MSM are reporting that she released the DNA test to prove ancestry. Some are reporting that Trump won't honor his bet. Only a few are reporting that it was a bust.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/CuttingEdge/geneticists-real-problem-eli...

Bustamante has said that due to limited Native America databases, he compared Warren’s DNA sample to recent samples from indigenous populations in South America rather than Native Americans in the U.S.

Since most Hispanics in South America have mixed blood, with lots of native input, maybe she has a Hispanic ancestor? North American native is clearly NOT proven.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/18/opinion/sunday/dna-elizabeth-warren.html

And it's not a straight fraction anyway...

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Has anyone thought to have

Has anyone thought to have her checked for a RUSSIAN background as well?

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Her complexion would

Her complexion would certainly pass for Russian a good deal more American Indian. Come to think of it so would her politics.

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