Best response to 'Where are Trump's tax returns?"

11 posts / 0 new
Last post
Watcher
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 13 min ago
Joined: 03/23/2008 - 12:32pm
Best response to 'Where are Trump's tax returns?"

Where Are Trump's Tax Returns? Excellent point!

During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?

The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."

The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?

The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath:
- Obama's college records,
- his passport application,
- his immigration status as a student,
- his funding sources to pay for college,
- his college records, and
- his Selective Service registration.

What's your next question?"

Jasper
Offline
Last seen: 2 days 10 hours ago
Joined: 02/06/2014 - 5:24am
You are truly one stupid

You are truly one stupid Trump humper if you think SCROTUS has the vocabulary or the wit to say all that at once.

Al Amoling
Offline
Last seen: 17 min 59 sec ago
Joined: 07/07/2004 - 12:01am
And you, smegma, are the

And you, smegma, are the biggest ahole in all of Maine.

Bruce Libby
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 17 min ago
Joined: 01/17/2006 - 7:08pm
Earning Al a.

Earning Al a.
Drum Roll and Rimshot

Northarrow
Offline
Last seen: 1 week 20 hours ago
Joined: 09/06/2006 - 5:48am
I remember in the olden days

I remember in the olden days of AMG, getting Bruce’s “Drum Roll and Rimshot” was a highly coveted and sought after literary achievement. Lately, however, Bruce’s selection criteria have been inexplicably relaxed – to the point where individuals who heretofore would have never have gotten close to being tapped for such an honor are now eligible. Bring back the exclusivity, Bruce.

Bruce Libby
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 17 min ago
Joined: 01/17/2006 - 7:08pm
Why Thank You Northarrow.

Why Thank You Northarrow.

I will take that under advisement.
It certainly has been difficult to maintain the tradition particularly with descending to our living dead status.
An indication was it is bad enough that recently I agreed with one of Smegmas' postings.
Taking nothing away from Al ,but reinforcement of a truth is always worthy of one. Additionally , the use of
his AMG member given name ( but not by me ) always gets recognition.

Jasper
Offline
Last seen: 2 days 10 hours ago
Joined: 02/06/2014 - 5:24am
Why Thank You Northarrow.

Why Thank You Northarrow.

Oh for chrisake, Bruce, that was not a compliment. Your lack of reading comprehension skills are surpassed only by your shit writing.

Bruce Libby
Offline
Last seen: 1 hour 17 min ago
Joined: 01/17/2006 - 7:08pm
Smegma has spoken.

Smegma has spoken.
Of course while an expert in such matters it is evident he failed the lessons on courtesy.

Ugenetoo
Offline
Last seen: 12 hours 10 min ago
Joined: 08/05/2011 - 12:32pm
I suspect Smegma never had

I suspect Smegma never had any lessons.
Of any kind.

Vikingstar
Offline
Last seen: 2 hours 21 min ago
Joined: 01/04/2003 - 1:01am
Oh, I disagree--I think

Oh, I disagree--I think Jasper is an example of just the kind of product our public school system is proud to be rolling out into society these days.

BlueJay
Offline
Last seen: 12 hours 57 min ago
Joined: 04/18/2005 - 12:01am
Sadly, I have to agree with

Sadly, I have to agree with you, Vikingstar.

His limited vocabulary is a case in point.

Log in to post comments